Willie was adopted from the Watertown Humane Society a month ago. He is the sweetest little kitty … err puppy. Sorry, Willie, you can not work the keyboard. Sorry, Willie, you will never catch the cursor. Sorry, Willie, you can not eat quinoa salad. Sorry, Willie, scented candles are not for licking. Sorry, Willie, you can not have the entire bag of tortilla chips. Sorry, Willie, one kitty per litter box at a time. Sorry, Willie, window glass is not semipermeable. Sorry, Willie, you should not eat/play the fortune cookie, the fortune, or the wrapper. \ NO joke, this true dialogue I have with Willie on an average day.